Current inventory of the backyard of the hoarder that lives behind us:
2 bed frames, full or queen size
2 dining tables
2 pair sandals
5 5-gallon buckets, some with lids
miscellaneous bits from the front of a car, 1 headlight, etc.
1 large birdcage, sans bird
6-8 small bags containing what appears to be aluminum cans
Why, oh why, couldn't our back fence be higher?